Slower you move, the faster you die.

Lifeguarding is even easier than I remember. I love it.

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After this camping trip, I can always say that I’ve seen the valedictorian shitfaced. 

Us after camping.

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This is me right now

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Fuck everything. I’m gonna get hella drunk tonight. 

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fuckyeahmercury:

Freddie with Donna Summer.

RIP Donna Summer (December 31, 1948 - May 17, 2012). 

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The only reason “coming out” is still even a thing is because it’s presumed that people are straight until they tell us otherwise. “The Other must identify itself, or else it is decieving us” is a fucked up, dangerous idea.

— Anon (via victor-the-richter)

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I just want to pitch a tent in the woods and never come out.

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Got in a fucking car wreck. Fuck my life.